yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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