Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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