you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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