I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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