He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Congratulations! We have a period
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