let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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