This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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