Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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