Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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