people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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