I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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