I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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