Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Sorry about my life...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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