I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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