Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
soo... how was my night?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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