My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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