I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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