Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
