i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He felt like a one man threesome
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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