I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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