So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
how does that bad decision feel?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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