stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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