I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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