he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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