i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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