i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
whose ass print is on the piano?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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