Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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