Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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