how hairy? two words: wookie tits
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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