I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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