you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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