Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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