She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He has the fingertips of a God
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