BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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