I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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