Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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