You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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