why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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