I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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