so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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