I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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