Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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