he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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