i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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