I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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