508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Randomize
