I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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