i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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