Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i think my cat just said my name.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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