I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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