quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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