I'm so fucking centered right now
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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