with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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