He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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